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You know, sometimes I feel like posting really passive-aggressive comments on all of the "Artistic Nudes" and "Glamour Portraits" that are always in the Popular pages because you all are a bunch of PERVERTS....but then I remember that I tend to click on those lovely pictures with the pretty mens sans shirts and the nice abs >.>;; .....(Have you noticed that when you have "c" and "l" right next to each other while writing a journal entry, it looks an awful lot like a d? Totally changes the meaning of that sentence....)

I still think those passive-aggressive comments to myself though.
Comments like "OMG, look! Breasts! " and "I know that I myself, love walking around the house with my shirt rolled up over my bewbs because sometimes, my boobs get too hot but my shoulders tend chill easily."

Because that's generally what a lot of the pictures titled "Artistic Nudes" are about, aren't they? Tatas on display? And a lot of them (from what I can tell from the thumbnail) aren't even very good. The lighting is often terrible to the point where you can just tell that it's just some chick taking naked pics of herself and posting them here because FaceBook won't let you post nude pics.
And then some of the pictures try to be "artistic" by changing the filter or making it black and white because everyone knows that black and white automatically makes something artistic.
And then there's the expressions that the girls have. Usually they range from "Lolz, I'm naked" to "Rawr, I'm trying really hard to make a smexy face, look how smexy mah face is" .
And the really funny ones are the ones with the titles that make a reference to something else that happens to be in the picture that's NOT bewbs, as if anyone is really looking anywhere else.
"Soulful Eyes" Honey, no one is looking at your eyes when you're doing a naked crab-walk.

This isn't to say that I haven't seen some nice artistic nudes here on DA. Ones where you're less focused on the fact that there's a naked woman because she isn't being displayed like a piece of meat. Nudes where the woman isn't just posing to best show off her sweater meat; where the model actually has a real expression and isn't trying to do her best porno-pout so she can feel better about herself because her daddy never loved her.

Now, I'm no real art critic, so this is just how I feel about most of the nudes that I see. I understand why there are so many on the popular pages; boobs are beloved by many and that isn't going to change. I guess I might just be a bit bitter because the male form doesn't seem to get much love on the front page....

The newest episode of Supernatural was hilarious!

It's like they surfed the net, found some Supernatural forums, and made characters based off of the people who posted xD

And the fact that those two Dean and Sam cosplayers turned out to be gay, it like they KNOW all the shipping that fangirls do.

It kinda answers the question of "What would a fictional character do if they met their (rabid) fans?"

XD Such a genius episode~ It was funny because it was true x3

Kinda makes me wanna do some fanfiction <3

...I'm kinda new around here. ._. I don't know why it took me so long to make an account here. I guess I always just thought that DA was for drawn art, something I fail HARDKORE at.

But then I realized that DA is more than just that. So, I decided to give it a shot. I'm still kinda new at to this site, so be patient with me.

Oh, and you should know that I'm mainly going to use this site for my original stories from my Creative Writing class. My teacher from that class doesn't give me enough feedback for my liking, so I thought I might get some good insight here. I do have fanfiction up on a site called  Lunaescence under the same name, but they're all second person little ficlets/drabbles from a female POV, so I thought I'd keep those somewhere seperate.

I might do a little OC/self insert fanfiction here, but it'll be all in fun. That means it won't be as much Mary-Sue-ness as authoress abuse and other humorous situations.

Oh, and I will throw some photography in here and there when I get some time with a camera. Too bad most of my realy good pictures are on my phone which is a PIECE OF CRAP! Can't get pictures off of it to where they look good for the life of me.

So anyway, look forward to some interesting little stories from me...I mean, I think they're intersting >.>; This is assuming that anyone is reading this blog in the first place

Story Coming Soon: KAIN (the first few pages at least )

I shall write something interesting and meaningful when it's not 5am...ok, it'll be interesting, but prolly not meaningfull.

Because that's how I roll 8)